So...is it Alejandro...or Fernando?

I watched the Lady Gaga video for "Alejandro".  I think I liked it.  Overall, I like the song more than "Telephone", with it's ABBA meets Madonna style (which is saying something since I don't like ABBA), but the video...bizarre art piece.  I love the production values, evocative use of black, white and red, but part of me is still left scratching my head thinking, "what?"