Ugh...

Now I remember why I stopped d.'s daily diatribes and its inheritor, What the !@#$ is this? in the first place. It wasn't necessarily time or lack of ideas, it was the fact that the relative speed of blogging results in some really abhorrent prose. Jesus.

Why not start a drinking game? For every typo; take a drink. For every run-on sentence that looks like four or five crammed together with no end in sight, nor appropriate punctuation and phrasing to make it at the least appear like proper syntax -- albeit with Latin phrase construction and subordinate clauses --; take two drinks. ...and for every variation of the word "interesting"; take a drink.

I swear you'll be drunk in a paragraph.