Shake Your Bon Bon

Hey, being a sheep can be fun and enjoyable too. I know that there's a little menudo waiting to suck you off and help you spend you money. It's sitting right there on the back of your shoulder, I swear, I can see him sitting there right now. So, come on people give in to the inane Latin beats, the swaying of scantily clad women to that marimba beat, and that little cutey that lets us call him Ricky. Aw, ain't he cute. Come on people, why do we want to be little gloomy gusses with our intelligently written quasi-metal rock when we can move to rhythm of well-thought out prefabricated muzak designed specifically to appeal to everybody? Get up now and get into your leather pants and halter tops (you too guys) and get on down to your local club for the latest dose of Ricky (aw, ain't he cute).