Has this ever happened to you?

You're riding on a bus. Yes, a bus. It's a crowded bus because a course in the afternoon just ended and everybody is of course going home. You're sitting down in one of the seats, and then a woman decides to sit on you. Now, you know this woman, she's in your Psychology class. You're not exactly friends, but you do know each other and have had conversation. What is the social norm when a woman decides to use you as a seat on a crowded bus?

And on the furred day, dog said...

..."woof".

He is a dog after all. What did you expect him to say, 'Hello and welcome to Planet Earth, this is the voice of dog, and I'll be your captain for the remainder of your existence. If you'll note that one tree right there with those apples on it, you'll also see the sign saying 'Do not eat of this tree'. That's not there because I want you to eat of the tree, it's there because I don't want you to eat things off of it. Is that clear? Also, be sure to do whatever you want in this garden of pleasure, but mind the poises, that's where I bury my bones for later, and also the bre'er patch, that's where I does my business.'? Sheesh, people thinking about talking dogs creating universe.

What will they think of next? Fabric softener?